So apparently my friend has another friend from New Jersey, some guy named Craig.
I’m pretty sure I staked the claim of being anyone in Amsterdam’s ‘Crazy Cool Funny Friend from New Jersey’ when I moved here (ok I am taking liberties with the first part of that title, I know). And then here comes this Craig fella, sharing the role without even asking! I don’t know anyone else from New Jersey here in Amsterdam, and then all of a sudden there’s a Craig, and this Craig is also friends with my friend? And I don’t know him?
Hmm.
Friend: Craig came by after you left and was way more fun than you 
Me: Is craig the jersey guy???
Friend: Yes
Me: He’s a dead man.
Friend: I’ll let him know.
Well you know what, Craig? This town’s not big enough for the both of us. Go find your own friends.
…Or maybe, just maybe, he can help me deflect all of the ‘Jersey Shore’, ‘Sopranos’, and “HEY YOU’RE FROM JOISEY?!?!?!” comments that I get on the regular.
Safety in numbers?
May 14, 2010 at 10:16 pm |
I just read Craig’s blog. It’s great. You should check it out. It’s way more fun than yours. [insert smiley here.]
May 15, 2010 at 9:11 pm |
I don’t know Craig and already I don’t like him. You want I should stamp my foot and level the place? ;^)
May 15, 2010 at 9:14 pm |
p.s. Wait, I just thought of something. This might not be an issue. There are actually TWO New Jersey’s you know – North and South. Which one is Craig from? North I’ll bet. Yeah, the annoying New Jersey. Loooooser! [slap thumb and forefinger in the shape of an L to forehead]
May 17, 2010 at 9:31 am |
Ooh one of the kind that you want to stab without even having met them, I know that kind… Then again, maybe he’s less stabable in person. Maybe you should have a Jersey reunion and figure out what he’s about – to be able to bring him down more swiftly, of course
May 18, 2010 at 3:55 am |
Hmmm…I like the way you think. You from Jersey?
May 20, 2010 at 2:09 pm |
There’s another girl where I’m from where I live, AND she’s way prettier than me.
I think I might have to kill her.
May 25, 2010 at 3:55 pm |
I should have replied to this sooner but this comment made my morning the other day when I read it.
May 26, 2010 at 3:36 am |
Where are you Amanda ? Please comeback to us with your life updates
May 27, 2010 at 4:08 pm |
Hmm…maybe meet this Craig to determine what should be done with him. If he’s actually cool, form a Jersey alliance, if he sucks, weed him out…